My menu ideas

I was just reading Betsy's post about menu ideas. Boy, is my menu nothing like that. Let me give you a sampler of what our dinners are like.

Pork Roast Au Jus (from a box, the Hormel kind)
Mashed potatoes (from a pouch, just add water)
Green Beans (from a can, obviously)

I must get this from my mom, because she is a horrible cook, and will only use things out of a box or can. Otherwise, nothing gets eaten. I feel very inadequate right now. I might have to make a trip to the local Wild Oats and cook something exotic just to prove my womanliness.

I like all the recipes, keep them coming.